nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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bagmilk:

when people ask you personal questions

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(Source: heteroh, via bravodelta9)