To that anon who asked me if I would have sex with Chris Pratt—
Today in the news I read that he visited a children’s hospital and spent several hours visiting with sick kids and handing them out toys and posing for pictures.
He also spent extra time with one kid who is a huge fan of Legos and is sick, so he couldn’t attend the movie showing he did for the kids.
Chris Pratt was homeless and living day by day in Hawaii at one point in his life.
He was a chubby underdog who was lucky enough to land a role on Parks and Rec. I loved him on that show because he is fucking hilarious and a great actor.
Finally, he seems like a genuine, kind person. He knows what it’s like to be the underdog and come out successful.
tldr; Chris Pratt is more BAMF that most big stars out there. So that’s why I really admire him.
There are people out there dying and you care about me having sex with Chris Pratt? Girl pls.
But probably. I mean, have you seen him?
Sylveon, and finally
I don’t know what I expected.